Jesus on a Unicorn

Jesus on a Unicorn
Originally uploaded by Monkfishy

Okay, here's my crude 1st attempt at cropping & pasting Jesus on a unicorn. Jesus on a dinosaur has sort of knocked the wind out of my sails.

I have also found out that even this is not an original idea. See Jesus Rides a Unicorn on MySpace.

To make it worse, apparently the unicorn appears in one or more translations of the bible, and is thought by some to have existed in the garden of Eden. Great holy hooey.

I guess it's time for me to get to work on the Mad Hatter's Last Supper.


P.S. In my quest to create this image, a friend of mine turned me on to:



I highly recommend this as one of the coolest graphics editors ever. I was able to create and save this image in less than two minutes after installing the program. Plus, it's free! I'm all about the free.

Jesus on a Dinosaur

jesus rode a dinosaur. wait, he what now?
Originally uploaded by The Searcher

I've just spent some time editing a picture of Jesus on a Unicorn. Next I thought I'd had this cool original idea to photoshop a picture of Jesus riding on a dinosaur. Then I found this, courtesy of The Searcher on flickr™.

Damn! The only difference is I meant it as a spoof! I thought it would be so ridiculous that no one could possibly take it seriously.

It just boggles my mind that there are people who actually believe stuff like this. What can I possibly do to top this absurdity? Leprechauns in the garden of Eden? Jesus and the seven dwarves? Give me a break!