Civil Rights Beggar

Apparently in Siberia, even little old crippled Bolshevik women must walk the streets with their peddler carts, begging for civil rights.

Monsignor So-not-gay

The So-Not-Gay community now has a priest to add to their next Un-Pride parade. Naturally, he was only pretending to be gay. Like O.J. Simpson only pretended to bust into a hotel room and hold up some guys at gunpoint. Just a misunderstanding.

clipped from www.cnn.com VATICAN CITY (AP) -- A Vatican official suspended after being caught on hidden camera making advances to a young man said in an interview published Sunday that he is not gay and was only pretending to be gay as part of his work. He said that he pretended to be gay in order to gather information about "those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity." "It's all false; it was a trap. I was a victim of my own attempts to contribute to cleaning up the Church with my psychoanalyst work," La Repubblica quoted Stenico as saying. Stenico was secretly filmed making advances to a young man and asserting that gay sex was not sinful. In the Repubblica interview, Stenico said he had met with the young man and pretended to talk about homosexuality "to better understand this mysterious and faraway world which, by the fault of a few people -- among them some priests -- is doing so much harm to the Church."

So Not Gay

Last week Senator Craig joined the ranks of those who have come out publicly as So Not Gay. This is great news for the gay community, who have previously celebrated the Un-Pride of such celebrities as Oprah, Tom Cruise, SpongeBob Squarepants, and Michael Jackson (also So Not a Pedophile). Hopefully this will inspire others to come out as So Not Gay (Britney Spears?).

Must-See Internet

For anyone who missed this, here's the link to the presidential candidates' forum with the Human Rights Campaign on GLBT issues: