Monsignor So-not-gay

The So-Not-Gay community now has a priest to add to their next Un-Pride parade. Naturally, he was only pretending to be gay. Like O.J. Simpson only pretended to bust into a hotel room and hold up some guys at gunpoint. Just a misunderstanding.

clipped from www.cnn.com VATICAN CITY (AP) -- A Vatican official suspended after being caught on hidden camera making advances to a young man said in an interview published Sunday that he is not gay and was only pretending to be gay as part of his work. He said that he pretended to be gay in order to gather information about "those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity." "It's all false; it was a trap. I was a victim of my own attempts to contribute to cleaning up the Church with my psychoanalyst work," La Repubblica quoted Stenico as saying. Stenico was secretly filmed making advances to a young man and asserting that gay sex was not sinful. In the Repubblica interview, Stenico said he had met with the young man and pretended to talk about homosexuality "to better understand this mysterious and faraway world which, by the fault of a few people -- among them some priests -- is doing so much harm to the Church."