Subliminal Baby Costume Messages

I stumbled across these costumes for babies, just in time for Halloween. I had to wonder, though, what could possibly be going through the mind of someone who crammed their child into one of these outfits. Here's my interpretation of the subliminal messages:

Baby pees a lot.

Baby poops a lot.

Baby has a little gas problem.

We're sending our baby
to private school.

We don't believe
in circumcision.

We're in couples

We're Catholic.

Baby was conceived...

...with a bottle of rum

...in a hot tub

...in the front seat of a VW

...in ten seconds

Baby has two daddies.

Baby has two mommies.

Baby is delicious
with drawn butter
and a nice chianti.

1 comment:

M said...

You are a total fucken cracker, my friend. I just laugh and laugh.

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