Subliminal Baby Costume Messages

I stumbled across these costumes for babies, just in time for Halloween. I had to wonder, though, what could possibly be going through the mind of someone who crammed their child into one of these outfits. Here's my interpretation of the subliminal messages:

Baby pees a lot.

Baby poops a lot.

Baby has a little gas problem.

We're sending our baby to private school.

We don't believe in circumcision.

We're in couples counseling.

We're Catholic.

Baby was conceived...	...with a bottle of rum	...in a hot tub
	...in the front seat of a VW	...in ten seconds

Baby has two daddies.

Baby has two mommies.

Baby is delicious with drawn butter and a nice chianti.